Monday, April 19, 2004

Hey everyone! Sorry for my absense, I have spent the last few days in Grand Forks!

Just a quick post today because I have been very out of the loop news wise. I have no idea what is going on in the world so I am just going to wing it.

It is my opinion that George W. Bush needs to get tough. Tough to the point that he gets fire in his belly and sandpaper on his tongue. No more Mr. Nice guy in any situation, not with the UN, not with dissentters in his own, not with Mr. Kerry and the Democrats, not with any foreign dignitaries nor with any terrorists. Everyone has stepped up attacks and accustations against W, so its time he followed suit.

I would start by spending a weekend with Mr. Sharon et al in Israel. Get the feeling of how to conduct business Israeli style, which is very reminiscent of old school Chicagoland gansters. (You hurt one of ours, I kill 10 of yours, that kind of tough) Following that weekend, return Stateside and have a press conference. Call out some of these weak kneed, Saddam loving press corps and dress them down in front of their colleagues. Be merciless. Next, take on the Richard Clarkes and Viniste's. Expose them for what they are and do not mince words, call them exactly like you see them.

Once those are checked off, take on the Democrats. Ask them why they continually complain about everything, and then offer solutions that are the same thing seen from a different angle. Ask them what they would do different and remind Americans how soft they are on terrorism and how they are fundamentally anti-military. Then put on a show of force world wide to remind everyone that despite their griping and moaning, you are the big dog on the block, and your bark is a hell of lot less scary than your bite. Park a couple of carrier groups just outside North Korea and tell France you are coming over to annex Allied cemetaries from the last couple of times we helped kick out their German occupiers.

For the coup de grace, send an extra division or two to Iraq and turn them loose. Hunt down and kill (not capture) every last insurgent you can find. Be completely ruthless and let every person know that id they aid or abet a terrorist, they are a terrorist as well and are subject to swift justice. Flatten a couple of terrorist strongholds and watch the rats desert the ship and high tail it back to Syria and Iran. Let a few F-16s tail them all the way home, violate their air space and remind them that they are biting off way more than they can chew.

So thats my challenge to W. Since people want to call you a cowboy anyways, throw on a black stetson and strap on a couple of Colts and show them who the sheriff is!!!

I'm out.

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