Saturday, May 29, 2004
If I were PM for a Week
If by some fluke or natural disaster I am forced to stay in Canada, I think I would make a good PM. Here is my 10 or 20 point plan for what I would do in the first 100 days. Now if you are left wing, socialist or even moderate, please sit down and take your heart medication.
1. Immediately sever all ties with the British Crown and declare Canada a Republic.
2. In doing so, this should effectively render the Constitution moot, so it can be re-written
3. The new and improved constitution would declare all Aboriginal land treaties void. I would give every person of Aborignal descent a one time payout to empty all bank accounts dedicated to this portfolio. (Its a hand up instead of a hand out, this will end the "cycle of poverty" that everyone whines about and make Canada truly equal)
4. Cancel the gun registry
5. Cancel the young offender act and make it a mandatory 10 year prison sentence for first offence car thievery amongst the young.
6. End medicare and cancel the GST. If people are shelling out less tax money, they can afford insurance. This way will we get some good Dr's.
7. Place some of the excess medicare $ into the military. I like Lewis McKenzie's plan for three mobile divisions with air and sea lift capabilities
8. Offer Quebec a one time choice, stay in Canada and shut the hell up or get out. If they opt for get out, I would take the voting percentages and divide up the land accordingly. If 55% voted for independence, they would get 55% of the province and one sea port. Canada would retain the bulk of the St. Lawrence seaway. They would not be allowed to use Canadian passports or the military. Except in the case of a humanitarian capacity. (Search and rescue, disasters etc
9. Get extremely tough with illegal aliens and those who might have ties to any terrorist organizations.
10. Get the hell out of the UN
11. Fire Adrienne Clarkson
12. Pull the plug on the CBC, except for HNIC and the Olympics.
13. Put Don Cherry on some of our money, not all of it, but some. And Arthur Currie as well.
14. Cancel the Canadian content rules of the CRTC
15. Cancel same sex marriages, its a priviledge and not a right
16. Put and end to multi culturalism and embrace the fact that Canada is Christian. People may worship as they choose, but dont come to Canada to escape the "oppression" of your homeland and then attempt to bring these troubles to Canada. Adapt to your new country and be CANADIAN. My ancestors didnt demand that everything be Polish or that they be allowed to wear kilts and part of their RCMP uniform, so just adapt.
17. End the metric system (stick it up your old dead arse Pierre)
You know, this may be about all I can think of. I think thats about Canadian content for me today!!
I'm out.
If by some fluke or natural disaster I am forced to stay in Canada, I think I would make a good PM. Here is my 10 or 20 point plan for what I would do in the first 100 days. Now if you are left wing, socialist or even moderate, please sit down and take your heart medication.
1. Immediately sever all ties with the British Crown and declare Canada a Republic.
2. In doing so, this should effectively render the Constitution moot, so it can be re-written
3. The new and improved constitution would declare all Aboriginal land treaties void. I would give every person of Aborignal descent a one time payout to empty all bank accounts dedicated to this portfolio. (Its a hand up instead of a hand out, this will end the "cycle of poverty" that everyone whines about and make Canada truly equal)
4. Cancel the gun registry
5. Cancel the young offender act and make it a mandatory 10 year prison sentence for first offence car thievery amongst the young.
6. End medicare and cancel the GST. If people are shelling out less tax money, they can afford insurance. This way will we get some good Dr's.
7. Place some of the excess medicare $ into the military. I like Lewis McKenzie's plan for three mobile divisions with air and sea lift capabilities
8. Offer Quebec a one time choice, stay in Canada and shut the hell up or get out. If they opt for get out, I would take the voting percentages and divide up the land accordingly. If 55% voted for independence, they would get 55% of the province and one sea port. Canada would retain the bulk of the St. Lawrence seaway. They would not be allowed to use Canadian passports or the military. Except in the case of a humanitarian capacity. (Search and rescue, disasters etc
9. Get extremely tough with illegal aliens and those who might have ties to any terrorist organizations.
10. Get the hell out of the UN
11. Fire Adrienne Clarkson
12. Pull the plug on the CBC, except for HNIC and the Olympics.
13. Put Don Cherry on some of our money, not all of it, but some. And Arthur Currie as well.
14. Cancel the Canadian content rules of the CRTC
15. Cancel same sex marriages, its a priviledge and not a right
16. Put and end to multi culturalism and embrace the fact that Canada is Christian. People may worship as they choose, but dont come to Canada to escape the "oppression" of your homeland and then attempt to bring these troubles to Canada. Adapt to your new country and be CANADIAN. My ancestors didnt demand that everything be Polish or that they be allowed to wear kilts and part of their RCMP uniform, so just adapt.
17. End the metric system (stick it up your old dead arse Pierre)
You know, this may be about all I can think of. I think thats about Canadian content for me today!!
I'm out.
Shoes
